Rude Bastards Free Tour of Paris
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Join the Rude Bastards Free Tour and discover Paris with bold humor and zero filters! Explore iconic spots like Notre Dame and the Louvre while laughing your way through the city's untold stories.
Paris: the city of love, lights, and a lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.
History isn’t just dates and facts; it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence. Starting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral.
We will cross the romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité. Finally, we will go up to the Louvre Museum, where our guide will rudely point to the Eiffel Tower and tell you to find your own way. All in all, we promise an experience to leave you confused, scandalized, and laughing till your ribs hurt.
So what are you waiting for?
***PLEASE NOTE**** "Be sure to book at least 1 hour in advance, since we can't possibly make it to the meeting point in less than 1 hour". We do require a minimum of 3 people to operate the tour.
Meeting point
Pl Saint-michel (Saint-Michel Fountain)
Before you go
- Length
- About 2h
- Languages
- English
- Usual start times
- 11:00, 14:00 (Paris time)
- Coming up
- 80 departures in 3 months, 5 this week
Questions about this tour
How much does this tour cost?
Nothing up front. You book for free and tip your guide at the end. Many travellers tip around €5 to €15 per person, depending on the length and quality of the tour.
How long does it take?
About 2h.
Where does it start?
The meeting point is Pl Saint-michel (Saint-Michel Fountain) . The map on this page shows the exact spot.
What languages is it in?
Upcoming departures are in English. Pick your language in the calendar to see only those.
When does it run?
80 departures are listed in the next three months, 5 of them in the next 7 days, usually at 11:00 and 14:00. Times are local to Paris.
Do I need to book?
Booking is a good idea: groups are limited and popular times fill up. Create a free Tripsora account, pick a day and time, and press Book to finish with the tour provider.
Can I bring my dog?
The tour provider lists this tour as pet friendly.
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